Accomplishments:
BA in History and Art History; MA in History of Art
Sings, dances, plays "a little"
Speaks three languages, understands two more; none of them well.
Great with small children, but we can discuss that.
Able to engage in small talk on a number of subjects, including, but not limited to: iconography of Northern Renaissance art, third-wave coffee culture, Shakespearean comedies, English, American, and French poetry, European travel, contemporary politics, basic oenophila.
Household management skills, including cleaning, cooking, laundry, and oversight.
Traits:
Intelligent, culturally conversant, well-read
Empathetic, observant
Willing to quash the latter trait and overlook minor infidelities, in exchange for suitable compensation or reciprocal arrangement
Enjoys cricket; limited knowledge of polo, riding, or horseflesh. Willing to posh up as necessary.
Strengths:
Communication, organizational and interpersonal skills
Compromise
Discretion (the better part of valor)
Literary references
Refusal to express emotions
Weaknesses:
Occasional insomnia
Strong opinions about oppressive race/class/gender/sexuality structures
Unfortunate moral compass (see previous item)
Refusal to express emotions
Desires:
Only that you should support me in the manner to which I deserve to be accustomed.
Salary: can be flexible, but both country and town houses are required.
Your position: Spouse
Essential:
Demonstrated financial security and pension scheme
UK/EU citizenship
Tolerable conversationalist
Good personal hygiene
Desirable:
Sense of humour
Thank you for your interest. Applications will close when a suitable number have been received.
BA in History and Art History; MA in History of Art
Sings, dances, plays "a little"
Speaks three languages, understands two more; none of them well.
Great with small children, but we can discuss that.
Able to engage in small talk on a number of subjects, including, but not limited to: iconography of Northern Renaissance art, third-wave coffee culture, Shakespearean comedies, English, American, and French poetry, European travel, contemporary politics, basic oenophila.
Household management skills, including cleaning, cooking, laundry, and oversight.
Traits:
Intelligent, culturally conversant, well-read
Empathetic, observant
Willing to quash the latter trait and overlook minor infidelities, in exchange for suitable compensation or reciprocal arrangement
Enjoys cricket; limited knowledge of polo, riding, or horseflesh. Willing to posh up as necessary.
Strengths:
Communication, organizational and interpersonal skills
Compromise
Discretion (the better part of valor)
Literary references
Refusal to express emotions
Weaknesses:
Occasional insomnia
Strong opinions about oppressive race/class/gender/sexuality structures
Unfortunate moral compass (see previous item)
Refusal to express emotions
Desires:
Only that you should support me in the manner to which I deserve to be accustomed.
Salary: can be flexible, but both country and town houses are required.
Your position: Spouse
Essential:
Demonstrated financial security and pension scheme
UK/EU citizenship
Tolerable conversationalist
Good personal hygiene
Desirable:
Sense of humour
Thank you for your interest. Applications will close when a suitable number have been received.